Saturday, May 15, 2010

WE need TRUTH DAMMIT!

Truth. We need truth, expletive deleted!

As a newspaper you need to print the truth, and nothing but the truth. When you write about the illegal alien criminals, as wonderful people as they may be, you often site all the “racism” by anyone who does not believe in an open border. Please be truthful. It’s not about race. In point of fact these Mexicans who now chose to live here illegally are in fact Caucasians. They are citizens of another country so if anything the problem is about nationality. Please, be truthful.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Congrats America

Congrats to the citizens of the USA.

An electoral majority of the citizens of the USA have made a bold, grandly historic decision to elect as their president, the first, yea the only Anti-American President, Barack Hussein Obama alias Barry Soltan. This Noble Prize winning leader of the free world has journeyed near and far, spreading the word, that all the world’s ills were caused by America, at least the America before his coronation. He bows to world thugs, and is working on kneeling to show his abject apology for the US, the source of all evil. His regime reads terrorist bombers their Miranda rights while prosecuting the Navy Seals fighting these same killers. His deft diplomacy insults and dishes our allies while he calls for understanding for the little Hitler in Iran. His Attorney General can’t even bring himself to say the words ‘Islamic Jihadist’. Understandable since his former law firm has these killers as clients.

His enemies list is primarily various Americans he doesn’t like. Fox News, Rush, white guys and everyone in Arizona, except the Mexican citizens living there, of course.

Barry is the son of two communists, raised by his communist grandparents, mentored by a radical black activist in Hawaii, sought out communist radical teachers when in school, attended the radical hate church of Reverend Wrong and started his political career in the living room of Bill Ayers, a home grown American terrorist. Great job America. Now you know what the name he picked means: ONE BAD ASS MISTAKE AMERICA!

Saturday, May 08, 2010

Fernado's EMAIL - The Gringo March

Hey Fernado:

I got your EMAIL about the La Racist news conference. Did you hear, man, there’s a bund of gringos that live down in Mexico that are going to march too man. They actually think they should be able to get a job, even if they’re not Mexican. Damn. And they are bitching about every damn Mexican policeman at every level having the right to ask to see their papers. And we let them go to our hospitals. O’course they got to bring their own food. And pay the same as we do.

Man, I can’t wait to see them marching down the street with their damn American flags. What they don’t know that this kind of thing is a crime in Mexico. Ha ha ha.

Chico

Friday, May 07, 2010

Hey Chico!

Hey, Chico. Did you hear what our guys at La Racist said in their news conference? Yeah man, they said all them people in Arizona that oppose our open borders are racist and saying that we got to carry papers is like the Nazis. They don’t care, man, if like it’s been the law for both legal and illegal aliens to carry papers since the 1940’s. Damn. Making it a crime to be an illegal alien! It’s racist man, racist. And who knows better about racism than our own La Racist organization?