New name for the fifth column

Historic news: The fifth column group headed by the diminutive bug out boy from Vermont has decided on a name change. Having placed their trust and backing in the roadside bombers and assassins of Al-Qaeda in Iraq, the group is changing its name. How very appropriate. The formerly kook led party once known as the Democrat Party will now be the Dummycrats. Smart move. Along with Moveon.org and the rest of the anti-American Americans, the party will now officially back isolation as well as not winning since America is the evil thing in the world. Fostering democracy is out. This will be their choice for a foreign policy. Isolation has worked so well, say before WWII or say after we bugged out in Mogadisu. Congrats to the Dummycrats.